breadspread is best on toast

Cellular is a good movie.

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 07:43:39 GMT

Seriously, my mom and I just watched 'Cellular' and it was actually pretty good, it was suspenseful. So, Rochelle E. found my live journal! That's funny. How did you find me? I just read all of my entries. I'm a weirdo. I had a really busy day. I should be in bed right now but I am waiting for laundry to be washed. I don't even feel like writing, but I don't feel like doing much of anything so whatever. Lyndsey, I developed all 2 of the halloween pictures. They turned out alright. I've got copies for you. I miss Justin Palamerek. I have to work at 8 am. I have to save like $4500 in 5.5 months. I want new clothes. I'm tired. I am bored. I should go check my laundry. Is anyone going to bingo tomorrow?

Love Jess

Tip of the day: Get lots of sleep.

It's been a while!

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:16:36 GMT

I saw that you wrote in your live journal from all the way in Mexico, Lyndsey, and decided I should write some stuff, too, in case you are bored with the whole vacationing on a wonderful cruise thing, and need something to read :)

The weather here is ass. I'm already sick of it. The good thing is, I'm pretty much done my Christmas shopping, I just have a couple of things I have to pick up today. Tonight is the giant bingo at New City, I can't wait, I have missed the last 2 bingos in a row, due to being sick and having to work the next morning at 6 am. I invited my 2 very best friends, Lindsay and Jen. We hung out last night, it was really fun, we watched this depressing movie called "We Don't Live Here Anymore" and ate junk food. I don't see them enough, it sucks. I am in love with both of them. How is it possible that these 2 people kick so much ass? I really hope they come tonight. Linds still hasn't met Justin, and she keeps calling him "this Justin character" well, she said it like twice, but still. So she can meet him tonight if she comes. I'm going to be sad about Lyndsey Butler not being there, there will be a certain emptiness without her. I have to go buy Kyle some pickled eggs today, for Christmas. He has never tried them, I think that's really weird. HE eats everything! I haven't seen him in a couple of weeks either. I miss Kyle. We never hang out anymore. This summer, we were like some kind of ambiguously gay duo. Christmas is a weird time of year, it makes you think. It's emotional, but mostly good emotions. I pretend it's no big deal but I love Christmas. I can't wait to see my Grandma, I'm going to make her watch Elf with me. I have seen it at work almost everyday for the last month, but I don't care, it's great. Dave gave me a kazoo and $40 for Christmas, the money is for my trip, and the kazoo is for the trip as well, because, "Let's face it, Jess. Everyone needs music!" says Dave. He wrote that in my card. It was a really sweet gift, we're both poor so $40 is huge for both of us. I can't believe how crazy it's going to be when he isn't here anymore. I hate thinking about it.
On saturday, Justin and I went to his work Christmas party, it was fun, it reminded me of a graduation for older people. We looked studly cause we were all dressed up. Some of the people he works with are hilarious! Also, I finally saw the Notebook. It was good, but not as amazing as I thought it would be. Napoleon Dynamite comes out today!!!! If I had money I'd buy it, but I don't. We watched it on sunday, and apparently I can't stop talking like him now. The OC Christmakah episode was soooooooo good. Don't worry, deary, I taped it for you. I just hope it worked ok. I actually started taping the wrong channel for a few seconds. It was scary. Sex & the City part 2 of season 6 comes out on the 28th, as well as Anchor Man and Garden State. It looks like I will be sitting in front of a TV for a whole day coming soon. I have to dye my hair now, and I think I'm going to watch a Tom Cruise movie and wrap a present. Wish me luck with bingo, I have never won! Merry Christmas!!!

Love Jess

Tip of the Day: Every once and a while, let your friends know how much you appreciate them! (not just when you're drunk, though!)

I love smiling, smiling's my favorite!

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 00:46:51 GMT

I can't believe you didn't get my singing joke on your voicemail, Lyndsey. Clearly you have not watched Elf enough times.
I was sooooooo tired today at work, I almost fell over. All of our computers were down when I got in this morning, and I had to do manual transactions for like half an hour, and no one knew it was a "no school" day when they made schedules, so I was there by myself, with this lineup at 10:30 am. Then Brad, the area manager, came in to do an audit, and I was all flustered, and he had to help me on till because there were so many customers. It was funny, he was wearing a suit and working a till at Rogers Video. I called the new girl and she came in half an hour early, but it was still terribly busy. The only great thing about today was that this super nice customer lady that always comes in to buy movies and I help her pick some out, or save them for her if I know she wants them, came in, and brought me a Christmas present!!!!!!! It was one of the nicest greatest random acts of kindness I have ever experienced. She said thank you for being nice to her and that she really appreciated everything I have done. It made my day, or even my week! And, Brad saw that she gave me the gift so it makes me look even more awesome, ha.
So last night was pretty fun, the strippers were a bit disappointing, I didn't witness any good pole dancing, and this creepy guy that always comes in to my work was there, and now he will creep me out even more. I'm pretty sure he saw me, too. I love seeing Shannon cause I rarely see that girl, and she is adorable. Martini's was fun stuff, that slurpee I had was the real treat of the night, though. BARF.
Also, I was like, trying to get my ball out of a sewer drain, and a crazy ninja with a mask on jumped out and almost attacked me. Haha, dorkus. I have to take a nap, because I want to have more fun again tonight. Lyndsey, if you read this before you go out tonight, call me! I love you, I love you, I love you!!!!!!!!!!!
(do you get it this time??)

Love Jess

ps, *closes eyes* Strumming my pain with his fingers....

tip of the day: Don't tell Justin and Lyndsey that you hate swimming.

I bought the OC and you don't even want to watchy

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 04:15:00 GMT

God! So first of all, I would like to say, I can't believe i actually did that "3 differences" thing on Rochelle's journal. I can tell you the 3 differences, I spotted them in 1.7 seconds and closed the window, yeah, that's right, I didn't fall for anything dumb that might have caused me a damn heart attack! Whew, whatever! Secondly, ummmm, what are we doing tonight, Lyndsey? Are we still hanging out or what? Eat your damn sandwich, I'm bored!
I sold a phone to this lady today, and she smelled like dirty fish. Yes, dirty fish. I could barely breath, and I had to explain her contract and her plan to her, all up close and personal-like. She was a nice lady, a little weird, but nice. She just needed a shower or something, I don't know.
I'm really just writing this to kill time while you eat your sandwich. Did you ladies have a nice day? Mine was long at work, and short now that I'm home. Congratulations on winning $100, Rochelle! What are you going to do with it? save for trips to Mexico? Buy something nice? rent a scooter? Oh the possibilities! Anyways, I'm done for now, Have a good night, kiddies!

Jess

Tip: Don't trust the "find 3 things" thing. EVIL

Been a while...

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 08:20:49 GMT

So, it's been a while, I guess I didn't think anyone wanted to hear from me.
I've been good, in general. I found out on monday that one of my greatest friends is leaving. Dave is moving to BC in February. At first, It didn't really hit me, and I kind of acted like I didn't care, but, after I drove him home, I started crying hysterically. I realized Dave will no longer be a part of my life. Yes, we will write each other and maybe see each other once a year, but, he is one of my very few good friends, and I depend on him to be there, way too much. He is going to school to take some kind of animation course. His life dream is to work in the comic book industry, and he even goes to California every year to submit his art. I am soooooo proud of him, and I know he will kick everyone's ass in comic world, but it hurts a lot. Even though I generally don't care about Blake at all, I do feel bad for him, because Dave also happens to be his best friend, and, he might very well die when he hears the news. Anyways, I'm going to miss him like there is no tomorrow.
In other news, I am apparently the new wireless rep at work, which is pretty stupid considering I am not very knowledgeable in the area. On saturday we are having a dumb "sale", and I have to sell phones all damn day. If I sell even one I will be happy because of the commission, but, it's going to suck ass.
I brought Ingrid and Dave (who are exes, haha) to bingo on tuesday, and Dave won the prize he really wanted, which was pretty cool, considering it was his first time there. He was oh so happy.
My grandma came to town today from Vegreville, her birthday is next week, and my other auntie is coming in from BC, and they are all going out for dinner, without me because I will be at work, selling god damn phones. Anyways, my mom called me at work and asked if there was any chance I could come home early to spend time with my grandma tonight, so I came home at 8:00pm instead of 9:30pm, which was kind of nice, and, I love my grandma to death. She is one of the few old people that doesn't drive me crazy. I know that's mean of me, but I don't care. We talked about a bunch of stuff, and ate pizza.
After that, I talked to Ingrid on the phone for about a half hour, then, I got a call from my very very best friend, Jen. I hadn't spoke to her since like September, and each time we've tried to communicate, one of us hasn't been available in the last couple of months. I was soooooo happy to hear from her, I wanted to reach through the damn phone and hug her. No matter what happens in life, she will always bring a smile to my face. She is the one friend that I will never ever lose, even if she moves to Russia. I'd probably find some kind of excuse to follow her there. We talked for about an hour and a half, and I couldn't believe how much stuff we had to catch up on. It's so crazy because she lives in Edmonton, yet I never see her. She has this boyfriend which she's had for a couple of years, and so he takes up most of her time, then she goes to school and works part time at aveda. Talking to her really made me happy. It's been a nice day.

Jess

Tip of the Day: Do the things that make you happy

Work sucks, I know

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 07:46:29 GMT

She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares... Say it ain't so, I will not go...

Every time I say "work sucks" i think of that song. I want to listen to the cd now, but I'd have to dig it out of a box, so I will resist the urge. I don't have much to write about. Work really was boring as hell, except, Morgan, who I'm pretty sure Rochelle said she went out with in like junior high, came in to visit tonight, it was kind of nice, actually. And, he dyed his hair black, with a red faux hawk, and it actually looks pretty good. I was impressed with him. My auntie came in, like she usually does on saturday nights, and I made her rent Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. OH YEAH GUESS WHAT I DID! I ordered a copy of the OC for myself, because, if you do a customer order when its on sale, you get the discount off the sale price, so it will be like $52!!!! so, in like 2 weeks, we are officially going to be set!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited about this, I can taste it! I think the speeding ticket coming in the mail is actually going to ruin Christmas, though, because I checked, and the speed limit is 30km, i was doing about 58km, so I'm right fucked! How stupid can I be? I did not know the park had a speed limit. I'm really quite sad about this. It all adds up to my shitty being. Ho freakin hum.

So, I'm going to watch Memento, because, I'm not tired, but I am bored, and I have not seen it yet. Oh, I am also hungry. I hope I will talk to you ladies soon!

Love, The Jess-Myster

Tip of Jess's wonderful day: Live in a cave, where you don't have to deal with things that suck.

Not as bad as I thought it would be...

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 06:56:39 GMT

You see, I thought I'd want to vomit all over when I saw the ex we all know and hate, but it actually wasn't that bad. I did not say hi to him, and he did not say hi to me. Dave came to talk to me, and I think it's because the ex was not paying enough attention to Dave, but whatever, I didn't mind Dave's presence, he is one of my greatest friends ever. I hung out Kyle, Sean, Emily, and that little cute punk rock boy, Greg, for a bit, then we went downstairs to watch Knucklehead. Well, they are my favorite band along with Alkaline Trio, so, I was ecstatic to see them again, I hadn't since July, when Kyle and I drove to Calgary. They played amazingly great, like always. They could have played like absolute shit and I would still have thought it was perfect, because that's how big of a fan I am. Also, I have the world's biggest crush on their bass player, Matt. I have since the very first time I saw him. Every time they play, I stare at him like he's a Backstreet Boy and I'm a 13 year old girl. I know this sounds incredibly lame, but I don't care. He totally smiled at me probably about 5 times tonight. I know, I know, I'm a huge loser, but I don't care. It's one of those celebrity crushes that won't go away, even when I'm like married (like I'll ever be married, ha!) and stuff, I'll still have a secret crush on Matt Young. Meh, whatever. So, all in all, wasn't as bad of an experience as I thought it would be! There are other things on my mind, driving me nuts. Oh, the ex has this ugo new girlfriend who is soooooooo ugo. I made sure to get Kyle to tell me I'm hot and she's not, because, even though I am finally over the ex, I still want to know in my brain that I am the best girlfriend he ever had. Yeah.
Anyways, this girl Kyle likes has been teasing him and "playing" him, by acting like she likes him, talking to him on the phone and telling him she misses him, and overall giving him false hope, because she has a boyfriend. She was there tonight, and I guess when Kyle talked to her on the phone before the show, he told her he was going with me and she was all "Who's Jess??!!?" and he told her I was a friend and she was all relieved after. Stupid girl. So, when we saw her at the show, I tried to kinda make her jealous, by like, touching Kyle's arm and laughing at everything he said. Two can play at that game, sweetie. Kyle is a good friend, who likes this girl for some reason, and no one fucks with Kyle's emotions on Jess's watch. She is pretty, but she has a damn boyfriend, and she's not dumping him for Kyle. She has been asking Kyle for advice about her and her boyfriend! Girls can be so lame sometimes. I wish someone was on MSN.
I took a picture of Knucklehead with my camera phone! It looks like shit, but makes me oh so happy! I applied it as my wallpaper for the phone. Sorry, Lyndsey! I'll put your picture back up later. It's still saved, hot stuff.
I have to work tomorrow morning, but, right now, I'm wide awake, because I slept all day. And, tomorrow is THE OC!!!!!!!! I am so excited. I'm really extra excited that you two ladies love the show as much as I do. It makes things so much more fun. I don't have much more stuff to write about, but I'm kinda sitting around doing nothing, so I'm trying to write more. OH! I should watch My So-Called Life. It's on in like 5 minutes.
I think I will get a snack and watch some TV, then hopefully SOMEONE will log on to damn MSN and talk to me for a bit! ok then, hope you enjoyed my entry.

Love Jess

Tip of my day: Things DO get better! It's nice.

Do they get together or what??

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 08:01:31 GMT

Honestly, right after the movie (Before Sunset) finished, I was upset, because films with open endings can drive a girl crazy. After a few minutes of discussing it with Rochelle, I realized the ending was PERFECT. I don't know if it's because I'm a girly girl, who loves the romance, or if it was just because it's a good movie. I just really liked the idea of the two of them. It was so simple. I hope that they stayed together, and missed the plane. I always make fun of a friend of mine, because he wants life to be like the movies, but, I kind of want the same thing. I mean, I don't want to fight octopus men while dressed in red and blue spandex, but I love watching movies where the romance seems like it could happen... It's weird, because in real life, I am not very romantic. I think that "Before Sunrise/Sunset" was the perfect type of romance. They just spend one day together, getting to know each other, finding out all sorts of things, and becoming best friends, and then they kind of fall in love, but they don't realize it until after they "part". I would like to go to Europe, and meet the perfect man. If only life were that exciting. Things seem so dull right now. How hard can it be to meet someone that I'm actually interested in? I mean, not just some guy I think is really hot, someone that I want to talk to, and spend lots of time with. I keep harassing my poor little semi-broken-hearted brother, telling him there are plenty of fish in the sea, but, it seems to me like the great fish are all unavailable. Maybe I just need to get out more or something. Maybe I am mad at the world because I am stubborn and things never go my way. It's always nice to watch a good romantic movie and then bitch about how my life is not a movie.

Have a nice day, Rochelle and Lyndsey! (no one else knows about my cyber diary!)

Tip of Jess's day: Not so much a tip, I just want to say, in my mind, they TOTALLY get together.

Nice weather!

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 04:18:20 GMT

I went shopping today with my good friend, Dave. I bought 2 presents. I'm almost half done christmas shopping! woohoo! We also got slurpees and watched Buffy.
I have to save about $500 per month for Thailand, I have just figured out. I guess I'll need a line of credit because I am below the poverty line. I won't be able to go shopping for the next 7 months. This makes me want to pull my own hair. I will also have to stop spending money on random crap that I don't need. I think it will all be worth it in the end! I get to ride an elephant!
I just finished watching "Desperate Housewives". It's such a good show. I can only hope that, when I am old and hot (cause they are all hot, dammit!), I will find some garden boy to have a steamy affair with!
I can't believe Lyndsey and Lee's lobby couch got stolen. THAT WAS MY PLAN! So unfair. Also very weird. I guess I'll just go for one of the giraffes. Can't wait! I'm going to watch the rest of the Simpsons now.

Ta ta for now

Jess

Tip of the day from Jess: Get your christmas shopping started early, it's so relieving!

So Bored

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 02:32:24 GMT

It's friday night, and it looks like Jess is staying home. Gah I'm a loser. Work sucked today and I came home early, because I felt shitty. Now I feel fine and I have nothin to do. Well, Steve and I are watching "What Not to Wear", I am in love with Stacey London. Steve's going out soon though. Maybe I'll just play video games all night or watch a movie or something lame. Last night was fun, Thanks Rochelle and Justin for the jackets, that was sweet of you guys. You know what's funny? How obsessed with "Halo 2" people are. This guy that called my work today told me he loved me after I told him I'd put one on hold for him the day it's released. Yeesh. Not to mention, Lyndsey peed her pants when I told her I'd rent it for her on monday, (ooooooh the day before it's released!) it was funny, urine everywhere. OK I'm exaggerating a little. I'm so funkin bored. Maybe I'll paint the dragon mailbox I keep forgetting to finish. Maybe I'll invite myself to go out with Steve and the boys. Maybe someone will phone me. Maybe I'll catch fire.

Jess's tip of the day: Make plans ahead of time. Wear nice shoes.

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:52:38 GMT

jess's new tip of the day:

bow chicka bow bow go bumler get your booty on go bumler get you patootie on!!!!

love less

Like, totally, oh my god!

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 08:16:03 GMT

Um, so, the main reason this was started is because I love Rochelle and Lyndsey. They are fun, sweet, charming individuals with good taste.
I have more than one personality, so, watch out! I would just like to say thanks to Rochelle for starting this for me, because clearly it's more fun when someone else starts a cyber diary for you! Also, Lyndsey, you're a good advice giver, and, we'll see what happens with you on thursday, eh? *wink wink poke poke* GO FOR IT!!!
Maybe I should write something about me, to make this girly. I am getting a tattoo within the next month, but I don't know where to go! Any suggestions? I've sort of looked around but I haven't had time to thoroughly investigate. Today was boring, the highlight was talking to people on MSN, how lame am I? I guess I'm done for now.

Tip of the day from Jess: Don't ever let your mom buy drums for herself.

first time's a charm

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 08:00:21 GMT

so this is like going to be the best journal ever!!! because its mine *mine being jessica's* hahaha im sooo cool!

so i dont really know what to say since it is my first post and all i am a bit stage fright the fab 4 might make fun of me so like.. i am a bit nervous...plus all i want to do is go to sleep and dream about my cute crush from work *swoons* anyways maybe this is good enough for a first post... sweet dreams livejournal.

xoxoxo
jess!